Breaking News

Milwaukee

Reliable sources have reported that the multi-million dollar claim filed by Dr. Gagan Kumar on account of the damage inflicted on his brand new Mercedes by unknown assailants has just been rejected.

Early reports had assumed this work of art as another masterpiece by the Great artist and many connoisseurs had flocked to his house to look for the wall on which this masterpiece was painted. However, it turned out that Dr. Gagan like many others, had resorted to material attractions. Instead of utilizing his amazing artistic skills or his deftness at digging out decade old pictures (for attracting chicks), Dr. Gagan chose to buy a brand new Mercedes.

We believe that this act should have raised questions regarding his mental state, but sadly it went unnoticed.

When he decided to publish pictures of this work of art for all his lascivious friends on Facebook and then failed to take precautionary measures by not following the "nazar utaro'(NU) act, he deliberately invited the wrath of fate and as we all know, disaster followed.

The Insurance company has therefore decided that the damage inflicted on his car is a result of his own negligence and rejected the claim. It is yet to be seen if Dr. Gagan will take the Insurance Company to Court.

This mental affliction of not following traditions has recently been reported with various prominent netizens and another reported case is that of Dr. Bhagra.

Sources claim that Dr Bhagra has been frequently publishing pictures of his beautiful wife on Facebook for all his friends to see, without following the "NU" act. However, unlike Dr. Gagan's car, Dr. Bhagra's wife seems to be growing more beautiful over the years. Dr. Bhagra has been warned that this may be an aberration and that the ogling of his male friends and the envy of the female ones are dangerous. He has been instructed to follow the "NU" act with immediate effect.

Dr. Bhagra has requested for time to think and will comment on the same after consulting his better half.

In case you are aware of any other cases of willful negligence, please report the same immediately, so that disaster can be averted.